Jokes: LOVE LETTER BY ONITSHA BIG BOY.

Hey guys, see this somewhat funny letter below. If u're familiar with igbo accents, this will definetly make you laugh. Btw, these recent news on earthquakes, bomb blasts & the likes can be sickening! (God have mercy). So let's see something to laugh at atleast. Enjoy!

"Hello pretty damusel,

I just wanted to let u know dat i have joined the muving people.

Ndi na aga aga, (the happuning guys).

I am Aguiyi international! Importa & Exporta. I ownu plenty of shop in onitsha main market. As u are luking at me, nne a dim very solid.

My containers come in 20s and 40s every weekly. I have over 40 boys in my training.

Aguiyi is a bigi boy, i am a muver, i am a shaker. I yamu a man of timber & plywood. I yamu rich and by d special grace of God, i am the owner of di biggest & powerfulu boutique u can think of. I employ one lady to managing it.

I can call her with my etesalat fone; give her query with my mtn; fire her with my glo; and hire another manager with my airtel. I wulu make you di CEO, president, and first lady of di conglomerate.

All di streets in China are right here in my head and all di Nigerian boys dat load market there are under me.

As i yamu speaking to u now, they are making plan to crown me eze igbo nile of china and by the special grace of God, you will be lolo ndi igbo nile of china.

Nne you look like egg yolk and for dat, i will kill any ochicha for u.
Nne, ego na esi isi na arum. I send money on errands.

A dim ok! Is it my fault dat i yamu a bigi boy? Is it my fault dat at my age, i have many boys under me? Is it my fault dat i have plans of making u d president of d biggest boutique in Onitsha?

I wulu repackage u nne and present u to d world, pretty damusel. Nne mu o! Oyoyo m, Egovin nwa, My yori yori! My african queen, ashanti m! Nwa akworo aka muo! Igbu go m. Heeeewwwuuu Infact bebe, take me." Hahahahahahah.